Airline Passengers Bill: Pro: Compensates passengers for waiting more than two hours on the runway Con: Paying for it
Student’s Math Anxiety Bill: Pro: The right to relax Con: Flunking
A Cat’s Bill of Rights: Pro: “Dire need must be proven in order to immerse me in water” Con: Smelly cats
Library Bill of Rights: Pro: Books should be provided for the interest of all people in the community Con: New porn corners at the local branch?
Turtle and Tortoise Bill: Pro: Includes the right to professional medicine when ill Con: Tortoise wins universal-health-care race?
Zagat’s Diner’s Bill: Pro: The right not to tip for bad service Con: Vindicates cheapskates
