The Senator Says He S Willing To Wear The Bib As Long As You Put His Little American Flag Pin On It

Of course, there’s an easier solution: Lawmakers could take a cue from their elderly constituents in Boca and Palm Desert and tie on giant bibs when they sit down for the early-bird special at the Senate Dining Room. They could even embroider logos on the bibs to give them some good-humored flair. Imagine the admiring looks Pelosi would get when she arrived for lunch in her NOT YOUR DADDY’S SPEAKER bib. McCain, always the jokester, would crack everyone up with his I’M WITH STUPID bib. And former Marine Jim Webb’s YES, I’M GOING TO FINISH THOSE FRENCH FRIES, AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH THEM I SWEAR I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND USE YOUR LIMP, LIFELESS BODY AS A DOORMAT bib would send a strong symbolic message to a divided nation that you shouldn’t go near his fries.