Some senders of unsolicited dick pics might like getting blocked by you, since they’re just looking to provoke a reaction. You can also choose to mute them or hide their messages so that they don’t get a notification. If you’re getting dick pics over social media, you can also report the sender for harassment.
“I’ve seen better. ’ “2/10” “LOL” “This one’s not great. ”
“You should get a doctor to check that out. ” “What’s wrong with it?” “You sure that’s what it’s supposed to look like?” “That’s one ugly dick. ”
You can also get a little metaphorical. Instead of sending over a picture of a real penis, try a gif of a banana or sausage.
😇: Are you too good for this interaction? Or too good for them? Let them figure it out! 👋: Is it a hello, or a goodbye? Who’s to say? Let them decide while you sit back. 💩: A classic emoji that makes absolutely no sense as a response to a dick pic. They’ll be puzzled over this one. You can also opt to send over a favorite meme—dig through your camera roll and see if you can find one that fits the situation.
“Why would you send me this?” “I’m confused about why you would think this was a good idea. ” “This isn’t appropriate for our relationship at all. Care to explain yourself?”
“Looking good. ” “That’s hot—I like it ;)” “10/10” “That’s a beautiful dick”
😍 or ❤️: Let them know you like what you see with one of these. 😋: Try out this emoji for a naughtier response. 👰🏼: This one will let them know you’re really into it. Get ready for the altar!
“Got any other angles?” “Let’s see one with your shirt off too. ” “Just one? You can do better than that ;)” “Find some better lighting. I want to see it in its full glory. ”
Only send nudes if you feel comfortable with doing it and if you’re over the age of 18. Distributing child pornography is illegal, so for your own safety, don’t do this until you’re no longer a minor.
